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		<title>RA Jacob Tetlow Fired, Then Reinstated: Jewell, Academic Freedom, and the Power of Student Advocacy</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Context: Student Projects Recently, several Jewell students have spearheaded projects critiquing aspects of life on the Hill and calling for change. In the last few&#8230; ]]></description>
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<h2 class="wp-block-heading">Context: Student Projects</h2>



<p>Recently, several Jewell students have spearheaded projects critiquing aspects of life on the Hill and calling for change. In the last few years, we saw students challenge William Jewell College’s whitewashing of the history of campus buildings with the Slavery, Memory, and Justice project (SMJP), which eventually culminated in Jewell’s gesture of racial reconciliation and an examination of the role of slavery in Jewell’s past. Currently, Jewell is undergoing a lot of changes as a result of the recent declaration of <a href="https://hilltopmonitor.jewell.edu/william-jewell-college-declares-financial-exigency/">financial exigency</a>, and students have stepped up to demand openness throughout this process as well.</p>



<p>The focus of this article, however, is even more recent. Last semester, a group of students presented their findings of racial bias in the dorm lottery process, as well as detailing inadequate living conditions, particularly in Browning Hall. One of those students, Jacob Tetlow, has worked as an RA in Melrose Hall for several semesters. During this semester’s Duke Colloquium, he co-presented a further project about the Jewell experience, mentioning specific ways students’ lives could be improved by the college’s administration.&nbsp;</p>



<p>This project was presented as a set with Mason Sullivan’s Black Freedom Struggle Symposium documentary, which addressed similar themes. While Mason highlighted the ability of Jewell’s small size to produce a tight-knit community, the stellar faculty we have the privilege of learning with, and the excellent academics, he found that Jewell has a need for more diversity and cultural knowledge within the student body. “I think in order for Jewell&#8217;s administration to improve on their recruitment practices and acknowledgement of different cultural groups they need to do more to have other cultures feel accepted on campus,” Mason stated in an interview with the <em>Hilltop Monitor</em>. “Recruiting students from different backgrounds is a good place to start, and over my last four years here I have been seeing major improvements in the amount of diversity I see on campus.”&nbsp;</p>



<p>While the documentary maintains a mostly upbeat tone, Mason does acknowledge that it is “[a glimpse] into the reality of the school, not just what gets advertised, and … a critique and a call to action for administrators to see how the students feel on certain things and what that means for the future of the college.” As Jewell goes through changes, students have consistently stepped up to share their opinions and insights with administration, and call leadership to action on certain issues that affect the student body but may not be felt by higher-ups. Students often put themselves in a tenuous position by calling out the institution at which they are studying, so it is extremely important to maintain an accepting environment during this process.&nbsp;</p>



<p>For the most part, Jewell has provided that accepting environment. Mason Sullivan noted that the response to his project was overwhelmingly positive, and that “the president of the college [then-interim president Susan Chambers] at that time came up to [him] afterwards to tell [him] how much she enjoyed it and asked what she could do to help” after his first presentation of the documentary at the Black Freedom Struggle Symposium. Mason also told the <em>Monitor</em> that Jewell faculty, staff, and students were nothing but supportive, expressing gratitude “for the support I got from faculty like Dr. Howard, [College chaplain] Rev. Dowling, and [admissions counselor] Will Palmer who were adamant to get this story to the people who needed to see it.”</p>



<p>Jacob Tetlow also recalls that “everybody that I&#8217;ve interacted with on the admin side that has talked to me about the presentation, it&#8217;s been like what you&#8217;d expect from critical thinking college,” denying that he faced difficulties from the college during the research and presentation process. However, academic freedom concerns have surfaced, especially within Jacob’s RA role and his ties to Student Life.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">Mistakes Made, Mistakes Corrected&nbsp;</h2>



<p>On Apr. 17, the Student Life department informed Melrose RA Jacob Tetlow that he would not be returning to his position for the 2026-2027 school year.</p>



<p>When he scheduled an Apr. 22 meeting with Student Life asking why he was removed from his position, Student Life, represented by Greek Life coordinator Ryan West and Assistant Dean of Students Jennifer Herzog, originally gave two reasons. The first was that he had been too lenient regarding “room switching” in Melrose. Melrose is the only suite-style dorm not part of Greek row. Jacob told the <em>Hilltop Monitor</em> that “[t]o get into Melrose, you have to apply to be in a lottery, and these people wanted specific roommates and stuff, and so they just wanted to ensure that their team could make it into Melrose and then they sorted it amongst themselves afterwards.” Since Tetlow did not have the authority to unilaterally switch student rooms, he told the students that they needed to talk to Student Life. Tetlow confirms that this incident was not brought up to him until the meeting in which he was let go.</p>



<p>The second was that Student Life believed Tetlow had not followed the proper “chain of command” on the Browning Project he conducted last year. The project uncovered evidence of racial disparities in Jewell housing; the percentage of Black students living in Browning Hall, seen as one of the worst-quality dorms by residential students, was substantially higher than other dorms. (According to project data, about 30% of Browning residents are Black, compared with approximately 10% in Mathes, Eaton, Melrose, and Jones.) As part of the project, the team interviewed then-Dean of Students Ernie Stufflebean, Vice President of Marketing, Enrollment and Student Life Eric Blair, and others to obtain critical residential data for use in their project.&nbsp;</p>



<p>According to Tetlow, Student Life stated that the project’s results made some College employees uneasy; Tetlow claimed that “[they] didn&#8217;t tell me who else, but [a Student Life staff member] did say that other people were made uncomfortable by that presentation that we gave, and it pushed buttons.” In a request for comment, College administrators confirmed to the <em>Hilltop Monitor </em>that “it was reported to leadership that a staff member&#8217;s personal opinion or response to Jacob’s research was shared and influenced decision-making to some extent.”</p>



<p>YikYak exploded with the news, to the point that peers in classes were asking about what was going on. On the night of April 21—twelve hours before Tetlow and colleagues presented a different documentary about campus community at Duke Colloquium—Jacob received a text from Eric Blair asking to meet with himself, President Drew Van Horn, and the Vice President for Academic Affairs (VPAA) Keli Braitman, who was present to resolve concerns about academic freedom. The meeting took place at noon on Duke Colloquium, and in it Tetlow was offered his position back.&nbsp;</p>



<p>College administrators told the <em>Hilltop Monitor</em> that “In consultation with the President, Dr. Van Horn, VPAA, Dr. Braitman, and VPEM, Mr. Blair, Assistant Dean of Students and Director of Residence Life, Ms. Jennifer Herzog invited Jacob to stay on staff. Dr. Van Horn, Dr. Braitman, and Mr. Blair met with Jacob and a faculty advisor [who Jacob confirmed was Dr. Groninger in History] to discuss the circumstances and to assure him of his place on staff.” Dr. Braitman, vice president for academic affairs, told Jacob of her concerns that the incident represented “a violation of [his] academic integrity, and that’s one of the reasons we want to rectify it.”</p>



<p>Tetlow noted that he was “fired and reinstated” within the span of a week, suggesting that the College immediately recognized its error and reversed course.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">Next Steps: Student Advocacy</h2>



<p>Posts on YikYak, the anonymous campuswide social media app, were overwhelmingly supportive of Jacob and critical of the college’s decision not to rehire him as an RA. The anonymous users described him as caring, selfless and deeply committed to students. One post argued that not rehiring Jacob (JT)<sup data-fn="b1941e14-b272-45c7-8913-99387bdd096c" class="fn"><a href="#b1941e14-b272-45c7-8913-99387bdd096c" id="b1941e14-b272-45c7-8913-99387bdd096c-link">1</a></sup> over his study was “crazy” and accused the school of avoiding uncomfortable data. One user wrote that “[Tetlow] literally embodies who Jewell thinks they represent,” praising his service work, leadership and willingness to stand up for his beliefs. Another called him “the best RA I’ve ever had” and said he was being punished for “being a voice for the people.”One post claimed he had “done more things for Jewell than any RA has done.”</p>



<p>According to Jacob the YikYak reaction changed everything. “The reason that, like, I think I got this meeting … is because [of] the YikYak stuff,” he said in an interview.</p>



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<h2 class="wp-block-heading">The Aftermath: Academic Freedom At Jewell</h2>



<p>This incident on its own has some disconcerting implications. However, this is not the only incident in recent Jewell memory in which the college has reacted negatively to a research organization investigating race relations on William Jewell’s campus. Back in 2020, a group of students at Jewell formed what they called the <a href="https://www.slaverymemoryandjustice.org/">Slavery, Memory, and Justice Project</a> (SMJP), which sought to explore the history of slavery in Clay County and how slavery shaped the early days of the college. This group, led by then-professor Dr. Christopher Wilkins, performed a deep scholarly exploration of the historical record, highlighting the lives of slaves in the community that surrounded Jewell’s campus and the pro-slavery views of Alexander Doniphan and other key figures in Jewell’s history. The SMJP received significant media and academic attention, with both <a href="https://hilltopmonitor.jewell.edu/slavery-memory-and-justice-project-investigates-clay-county-history/">the <em>Hilltop Monitor</em></a> and other KC-area news organizations discussing the SMJP’s efforts.</p>



<p>What made the SMJP’s work even more noteworthy is how little institutional support the SMJP had at the college. The SMJP’s <a href="https://www.slaverymemoryandjustice.org/">official website</a>, and many of the articles written about their work, highlight an extensive list of allegations that college leadership <a href="https://www.thepitchkc.com/william-jewell-administration-says-only-it-can-determine-the-truth-student-researchers-say-otherwise/">systematically restricted the ability</a> of SMJP students to conduct research and discredited their work. The Pitch KC’s article on the subject portrays the relationship between the institution and the SMJP as tense, describing how the college refused to invite Dr. Wilkins or SMJP members to key meetings, refused to let the SMJP use the college archives, and used some of the SMJP’s findings without proper credit in their own historical accounts. The Pitch’s article further includes an email, sent by then-president Elizabeth MacLeod Walls, in which she asserted that “it is the sole responsibility of the Commission [a College-affiliated research team] to determine what is true.”</p>



<p>After the controversy surrounding the SMJP, Jewell created two key task forces to explore what happened between the SMJP and the college and to examine academic freedom policy at Jewell more broadly. The first was a special assignment for the <a href="https://hilltopmonitor.jewell.edu/opinion-faculty-councils-executive-summary-of-the-report-on-academic-freedom-should-be-shared-with-the-student-body/">Faculty Council</a>, who were tasked with exploring the specific violations of academic freedom alleged by the SMJP. The second was the <a href="https://hilltopmonitor.jewell.edu/student-senate-creates-student-academic-freedom-task-force/">Student Academic Freedom Task Force</a> to examine the state of academic freedom at Jewell and create a list of proposals for improving Jewell’s policies as regards student research. The student task force, which operated for around a month at the end of the 2022-2023 academic year, produced a list of proposals for amending Jewell’s policy library.&nbsp;</p>



<p>While both of these groups generated their own conclusions on the question of academic freedom at Jewell and shared their conclusions with college administration, none of their conclusions were ever released publicly despite requests by the <em>Hilltop Monitor</em> and other student organizations. It is therefore unclear if any of their recommendations were actually adopted by the college or not.&nbsp;</p>



<p>The SMJP’s case is troubling, but it is important to remember that the college’s leadership has changed substantially since 2022, and the administration’s response to the current incident has been more promising. In their comments to the <em>Monitor</em>, College administrators emphasized that policy changes would result from this incident. When asked what the administration learned from the incident, Dr. Van Horn told the <em>Monitor </em>that</p>



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<p>In my seventeen years as a college President, I have learned that there are best practices that every college should follow. In my eight months as interim president at Jewell, I have noted that <strong>many of these best practices were not in place. I have directed these practices to be implemented at Jewell</strong>. First and foremost is the training of faculty and staff regarding behavior expectations for all Jewell employees. Thus, we are beginning a significant annual training program that all employees must complete. When an employee violates one of these expectations, we intervene, educate, and, if necessary, take corrective action. In short, <strong>the administration has learned that it has not done a good job of educating employees</strong> of these expectations and intervening as soon as possible when one has been violated. (emphasis added)</p>
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<p>The administration’s willingness to reinstate Jacob as an RA is a good sign that college leadership is more concerned about academic freedom and research at Jewell than they have been previously. While Jewell still has work to do in order to rebuild students’ trust in their handling of academic freedom concerns, the administration’s immediate and unequivocal decision to reinstate Jacob is certainly a step in the right direction.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">Conclusions</h2>



<p>Thankfully, this incident has a happy ending. Jewell students and faculty, when we band together, have significant power to cause change, even in administrative decisions which we often think of as disconnected from the student body. In an interview, Jacob Tetlow recalled that one of the main reasons the VPAA cited for reinstating him was that it seemed like he was “wanted as an RA here outside of just that one individual’s decision.” He also noted conversations in his classes that led to student advocacy on his behalf, specifically highlighting support from peer Sara Polovina and professor Dr. Gary Armstrong. This in-person advocacy, as well as online advocacy via YikYak, influenced the decision to bring Jacob back as an RA next year. Jacob went on to say that&nbsp;</p>



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<p>I think, you know, it is that advocation from so many people around Jewell, so many people saying that&#8217;s uncomfortable, I don&#8217;t feel comfortable with that, that&#8217;s not right. This school has been pushing us for a long time, it seems like now, and we&#8217;re not gonna let them push past the fundamental values that built this school. […] I think that&#8217;s what enraged and embroiled a lot of people to actually do something.<br></p>
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<p>We hope Jewell listens to student concerns and continues to take academic freedom seriously in the future. For example, the Student Life department itself is not well funded and is experiencing a lot of staff turnover. Jacob noted within the interview that &#8220;Student Life has really been trying, especially since Ryan got there, to kind of be the unit in the admin that melds … cliques, that provides an opportunity for people to meet together as a group and build a community outside their individual interests. And I think that Ryan is really, really trying hard for that. And I don&#8217;t know if she&#8217;s necessarily fully supported. And now that we&#8217;re losing a lot of RAs, she&#8217;s definitely … going to be less supported next year.&#8221;</p>



<p>While student advocacy still has a long way to go, we have hope that college administration will continue to act quickly and address student concerns, protecting academic freedom and providing a safe space for Jewell students to express their thoughts about their college experience.</p>



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<p>“We&#8217;re not just going to be able to solve it overnight, if we&#8217;re going to be able to solve it at all without tearing something to the ground, like a building. For my part in the presentation and in the documentary, I really wanted to provide a framing where people could actively do stuff to make that thing better. And really, it boiled down to just being able to see, you know, it sounds corny, but like your classmates having fun and smiling around campus and it&#8217;s like, okay, well, I want to go and do that too.” &#8211; Jacob</p>
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					<description><![CDATA[This article was originally published in an Apr. 24 print edition of the Monitor. (Journalist’s Note: This speech was published on the official White House&#8230; ]]></description>
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<p><em>This article was originally published in an Apr. 24 print edition of the </em>Monitor.</p>



<p>(Journalist’s Note: This speech was published on the official White House DaddyPatriot media account earlier this week. So far, the White House has declined to provide further comment.)</p>



<p>My fellow citizens of this <strong>strong, great, and beautiful</strong> United States of America, <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png" alt="🇺🇸" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f3c8.png" alt="🏈" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f4b5.png" alt="💵" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>



<p>Today, we will be unveiling the <strong>biggest technological development</strong> that America has seen—at least, since sliced bread! We are excited to present this <strong>revolutionary, nationwide update</strong> which will roll out new tech features to every household in America—whether you’re rich or poor, whether you’re white or white, whether you’re ugly or a Republican, you are going to love it! For only a small mandatory subscription of $99.99 biannually per device, you will have access to <strong>unique specialty safety features developed specifically for you</strong>. TakeyoInfo.Chat will be available to you as an information categorization system to help you let go of the responsibility of remembering all your personal data—but it’s not just about keeping track of information, it’s about a <strong>more structured, more precise, more data-driven world</strong> where we can all work together to achieve great things. Whether you’re looking for a fresh new take on your social security card or just a prediction about where you are going to be at all times, TakeyoInfo.Chat is there for you! <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1fac2.png" alt="🫂" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f917.png" alt="🤗" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f4dd.png" alt="📝" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>



<p>Let’s discuss TakeyoInfo.Chat’s <strong>capabilities and features!</strong> Whether you’re on your computer for work or just for fun, TakeyoInfo.Chat will be running in the background, gathering information from your hard drive, and collecting it all into a secure online vault that can only be accessed by specialists—<strong>no one will be seeing it</strong> except the entire government and whoever they show, we promise! And your secrets are safe with us—if TakeyoInfo.Chat finds any risky or political content or information, the software will <strong>immediately store it and investigate your personal risk factors,</strong> updating with your fine or prison time (calculated precisely with our CalculateyoSentence.Chat tool). And that’s not all—TakeyoInfo.Chat can complete automatic tasks for you, freeing you from boring activities like deciding where to read the news, texting your friends, and even voting with our <strong>built-in software that provides AI-generated information</strong> on anything you want to know about, <strong>suggested responses to any and every correspondence you receive</strong> that will automatically send after a 10-second period of inactivity, and <strong>effort-free autofill voting.</strong> Think camel, but thousands of them on a conveyor belt heading straight for the eye of a needle every single second!&nbsp;</p>



<p>There are so many more capabilities to TakeyoInfo.Chat that we’d love to share with you, but we couldn’t possibly fit it all in one speech—here are the highlights! <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f92f.png" alt="🤯" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f61c.png" alt="😜" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f984.png" alt="🦄" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>



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<li><strong>Free</strong> image generation capabilities with built-in bigotry and racism <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f603.png" alt="😃" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f490.png" alt="💐" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/263a.png" alt="☺" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></li>



<li><strong>Free</strong> bullshit spewing capabilities—your political opponents can’t defeat your points as fast as you generate them <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f92d.png" alt="🤭" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f4a9.png" alt="💩" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f3f9.png" alt="🏹" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></li>



<li><strong>Free</strong> child mentorship software—connect your kid with a friendly, helpful, and patriotic agent of the Trump administration! <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f476.png" alt="👶" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f642-200d-2195-fe0f.png" alt="🙂‍↕️" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f970.png" alt="🥰" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></li>
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<p>Whether you’re looking for a <strong>helpful in-home assistant for all your thinking needs, a high-tech new way to be hateful as efficiently as possible, or even just a good friend,</strong> TakeyoInfo.Chat is here for you. We’ve already been enjoying its helpful features here in the White House! That’s right—you might be surprised to hear this, but some of the images and videos we’ve been posting were actually <strong>generated by TakeyoInfo.Chat!</strong> While President Trump is definitely the perfect blend of powerful and charming, those <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/29/the-slopaganda-era-10-ai-images-posted-by-the-white-house-and-what-they-teach-us">photos of him as a Jedi, the pope, co-explorer with a lonely but patriotic penguin, Jesus, and a king</a> were actually not from real life, but <strong>generated with care by your good friend TakeyoInfo.Chat!</strong>&nbsp;</p>



<p>But it’s not about generating images so realistic that you think they might step off the screen, it’s about honoring the <strong>hard work, dedication, and traditional American values </strong>of our great president. That’s another fantastic feature of TakeyoInfo.Chat—for no extra charge, <strong>every American will receive a completely free, AI-generated wake-up speech from President Donald J. Trump,</strong> unique to them, every single day of the year! Feel free to respond to the pop-up ads embedded in the video to tell us where you would like to be sent after the mandatory draft—our state-of-the-art information sorting system can send you to a deployment location that’s full of rustic charm, a hidden gem of beaches and palm trees, an old-world city full of bustling streets and sunset views, and so much more. Trust us when we tell you that TakeyoInfo.Chat is <strong>a real game-changer,</strong> not just for analyzing information and generating patriotic, American images and videos, but for <strong>helping people access the tools they need</strong> to make their own decisions as easily as if something else were making decisions for them. <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f913.png" alt="🤓" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f924.png" alt="🤤" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/270d.png" alt="✍" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>



<p>Fellow Americans, today marks <strong>a defining moment—not just for our nation, but for the future we are building together. </strong>TakeyoInfo.Chat represents a commitment to a better life for Americans that don’t like putting effort into their citizenship but still want to feel like they have good ideas online—something we can all relate to. Thank you for your <strong>commitment to making America great again</strong>—one AI post from your highest governing body at a time, we will strive to <strong>always improve the quality of life for America’s most fortunate. <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f4b0.png" alt="💰" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f911.png" alt="🤑" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png" alt="🇺🇸" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></strong></p>



<p>Hope this speech fits your needs! If you would like, I can also:</p>



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<li>Generate a video of J. D. Vance <strong>doing a wheelie on a motorcycle</strong>, yelling “It’s not eyeliner—it’s pure patriotism overflowing out of my eyes!” <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f3cd.png" alt="🏍" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f60e.png" alt="😎" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png" alt="🇺🇸" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></li>



<li>Summarize the <strong>key moments of today’s White House events</strong>—from Linda the secretary spilling green bean casserole on the floor to that romantic call with Benjamin Netanyahu <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f468-200d-2764-fe0f-200d-1f468.png" alt="👨‍❤️‍👨" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1fadb.png" alt="🫛" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f4de.png" alt="📞" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></li>



<li>Tell you that you are so <strong>handsome, muscular, and smart <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f60d.png" alt="😍" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f4aa.png" alt="💪" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f9e0.png" alt="🧠" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></strong></li>



<li>Generate a <strong>silly comic strip </strong>about immigrants and asylum seekers being deported <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f618.png" alt="😘" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f92a.png" alt="🤪" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f694.png" alt="🚔" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></li>
</ul>



<p>I hope this helps! <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f495.png" alt="💕" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f916.png" alt="🤖" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f609.png" alt="😉" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>



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<p>Just to be clear, please note that AI was not used in the making of this article. I wrote it all. It is from a human.&nbsp;</p>



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<li>H. William Speck</li>
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		<title>Oops! All Purples! #5</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 15:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Cardinal Keyboard Day: Student Review</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[At Cardinal Keyboard day a few weeks ago I had the opportunity to observe a masterclass and lecture by Elizabeth Grace, M.M. Ms. Grace is&#8230; ]]></description>
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<p>At Cardinal Keyboard day a few weeks ago I had the opportunity to observe a masterclass and lecture by Elizabeth Grace, M.M. Ms. Grace is an expert in the Taubman Approach, a holistic method of movement that attempts to eliminate tension that could cause injury, specifically for pianists. Dorothy Taubman (1917-2013) believed that “if playing the piano doesn’t feel delicious and euphoric, you’re doing something wrong,” and she studied anatomy thoroughly to develop a system of coordinate motion that would prevent injury before it began. </p>



<p>Ms. Grace discussed the principle of alignment (joints moving naturally as opposed to straining or moving in unhealthy ways) as well as stability vs. mobility (joints as systems of leverage that should be powerful and properly balanced but still able to move quickly) in her lecture, as well as addressing troublesome habits such as curling the fingers, twisting at the wrist, collapsing knuckle joints, stretching in unnatural ways, and isolating digits from the palm when playing the piano. Instead, she suggested some good methods for maintaining proper alignment, like sitting at the proper height and distance from the piano, using whole-body movement, and ensuring the torso, forearm, hand and fingers, and thumb remain aligned but not tense when practicing. She also recommended that pianists utilize techniques such as horizontal movement into the keys, confirming correct fingering, and taking mid-range notes with different hands, all of which should be noted on the score as best practice. </p>



<p>If you or someone you know experiences pain or tension when playing piano or any instrument, please research the Taubman Approach for a helpful and holistic set of techniques to eliminate misalignment that could cause injury. We are often told as musicians that pain is just something that happens when you practice for long periods of time and should be ignored as a sign that your muscles are underdeveloped, and this is why many musicians suffer injury or near-injury before realizing that it’s not a lack of physical strength, but a lack of knowledge and technique causing the issue.</p>
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