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		<title>Another Quagmire in the Middle East: Iran-U.S. war</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Trump administration’s foreign policy decisions have thrust the United States into another armed conflict with a hostile foreign nation that happens to have significant&#8230; ]]></description>
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<p>The Trump administration’s foreign policy decisions have thrust the United States into another armed conflict with a hostile foreign nation that happens to have significant amounts of oil. However, where the operation in Venezuela took less than three hours, the current war on Iran is rapidly turning into a long-term military engagement, with no clear war aims and no evident win condition for the United States despite rising death tolls and serious infrastructure damage not only for Iran but also for the United States, NATO allies, and other Middle Eastern nations. Let’s briefly discuss the what, the why, and the future of the Iran war.</p>



<p><strong>Operation Epic Fury</strong></p>



<p>The attacks against Iran, known by the United States as Operation Epic Fury and by Israel as Operation Roaring Lion, began with a quite literal bang. A massive surprise wave of airstrikes, launched by both the United States and Israel, targeted military and government sites across Iran. This wave included a series of decapitation strikes aimed at assassinating key Iranian leaders, including the supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Other strikes hit civilian infrastructure, including one Tomahawk missile that landed in <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/us/politics/iran-school-missile-strike.html">a girls’ primary school</a>, killing 170 civilians.</p>



<p>The U.S. Navy has also begun to deploy submarines into anti-ship warfare. The Iranian warship <a href="https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/sri-lanka-rescues-30-people-board-distressed-iranian-ship-foreign-minister-says-2026-03-04/">IRIS Dena</a> was struck by a torpedo in international waters off the coast of Sri Lanka, an attack that Secretary of Defense Hegseth rapidly announced was the result of an American submarine. Several sources <a href="https://www.wbur.org/onpoint/2026/03/10/iran-war-without-rules-hegseth">have reported</a> that the <em>Dena</em> was returning from a multinational naval drill organized by India and was not armed for war, though this does not mean that sinking it constituted a war crime. As a hostile nation’s ship in international waters, the <em>Dena</em> was a legitimate military target. It was just one of many Iranian ships destroyed early in the war, with the U.S. reporting that at least 30 Iranian ships had been sunk over the first week of the conflict.</p>



<p>Iranian retaliation was swift, aggressive and wide-ranging. Within the first 24 hours, Iranian missiles had hit <a href="https://www.cfr.org/articles/gauging-the-impact-of-massive-u-s-israeli-strikes-on-iran">seven countries</a> across the Middle East, largely targeting U.S. military bases but also hitting major civilian infrastructure. Dubai International Airport (hub of Emirates and the busiest airport on the planet in terms of international passengers) and the UAE’s largest port and oil export facility were <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crl4gxgkkylo">targeted</a> by Iranian drone attacks.&nbsp;</p>



<p>While American losses have been limited in comparison to those suffered by Iran, the U.S. military has not gone without losses. <a href="https://time.com/article/2026/03/10/us-service-members-killed-iran-war-casualties/">Time reported</a> that 13 servicemembers from the American military had been killed in action during the conflict and approximately 200 have been injured. <a href="https://www.centcom.mil/MEDIA/PRESS-RELEASES/Press-Release-View/Article/4418568/three-us-f-15s-involved-in-friendly-fire-incident-in-kuwait-pilots-safe/">Three American F-15s</a> have been shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses in a friendly fire incident, and there are also reports that Iranian anti-air fire has <a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/23/has-iran-brought-down-an-unkillable-us-f-35-jet">damaged</a> an American F-35. If true, this would be the first known instance of an F-35 fighter jet being damaged by enemy fire. This last report is, however, poorly substantiated, so it’s unclear if Iranian attacks caused that damage.</p>



<p><strong>Uncertain objectives</strong></p>



<p>While the events of the war have been comparatively well documented, the objectives of the conflict are uncertain. The U.S. Central Command describes Operation Epic Fury as intending to <a href="https://www.centcom.mil/OPERATIONS-AND-EXERCISES/EPIC-FURY/?dvpmoduleid=41413&amp;dvpTag=effects">“dismantle the Iranian regime&#8217;s security apparatus, prioritizing locations that pose an imminent threat.”</a> The Trump administration’s press releases have consistently emphasized that the operation is aimed at destroying Iran’s capacity to wage war and its ability to build a nuclear bomb. It is worth noting that the U.S. had previously hit several Iranian nuclear sites during a targeted bombing campaign in June 2015, after which administration officials claimed that Iran’s nuclear program had been <a href="https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iranian-nuclear-program-degraded-by-up-two-years-pentagon-says-2025-07-02/">set back by at least a year</a>.&nbsp;</p>



<p>The administration’s claims about Operation Epic Fury have been consistent, but President Trump’s statements about the war indicate a far wider range of aims. After the opening strikes, Trump announced that the Iranian people had been given an opportunity to revolt and take down their regime. Trump has also claimed that the war will continue until the U.S. manages to achieve peace in the Middle East, though both this claim and his emphasis on regime change have been walked back steadily as the war has dragged on. Where Trump has stopped advocating for regime change in Iran and seems to acknowledge that a public uprising is unlikely, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/18/world/middleeast/israel-strikes-iran-war-regime-change.html">continues</a> to advocate revolution, and this divide in aims may create a rift between the allies in the coming weeks.</p>



<p><strong>Out with Khamenei, in with… Khamenei?</strong></p>



<p>If the objective of the joint American/Israeli campaign was regime change, its effectiveness has been limited despite promising early signs. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Iranian supreme leader, was killed in the opening minutes by an Israeli missile strike, with <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cia-intelligence-us-israel-strike-ayatollah-ali-khamenei-iran/">CIA intel</a> leading Israeli missile strikes directly to Khamenei’s location. Numerous key figures in the Iranian government and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard were also killed in the first round of strikes, with Israeli intelligence reporting the deaths of <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ayatollah-khamenei-dead-iranian-supreme-leader-us-israel-military-mission/">seven key officials</a>, including one of the Ayatollah’s key advisors.</p>



<p>While Ali Khamenei may be dead, the Iranian government remains firmly under control of the same Islamic regime as before. The Ayatollah’s son, Mojtaba Khamenei, has been selected to replace his father as the head of the Iranian state. There is some evidence that the senior Khamenei was <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-intelligence-iran-supreme-leader-mojtaba-khamenei-father-sources-say/">uncertain</a> about giving power to his son, but in his absence, Mojtaba was the clear choice of leader, and with much of his family dead from American and Israeli bombing campaigns, many predict him to be a strict hardliner on the current war, unlikely to bow to international pressure.</p>



<p>The junior Khamenei, however, has recently been difficult to find. The Wall Street Journal <a href="https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/where-is-mojtaba-khamenei-iran-fills-the-gap-with-ai-and-voice-overs-912b3827">reports</a> that Khamenei has not been heard from or seen since his selection as supreme leader, with press releases read by journalists and AI-generated social media profile photos. It’s unclear why exactly Mojtaba Khamenei has been so reclusive, though Trump administration leaders believe that he may have been <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-intelligence-iran-supreme-leader-mojtaba-khamenei-father-sources-say/">wounded</a>, or possibly even killed, in the airstrike campaign.</p>



<p><strong>The Strait of Hormuz and oil prices</strong></p>



<p>While this war may have begun as a decapitation effort to promote regime change, the main focus is now the Strait of Hormuz. This strait, with Iran to its north and the UAE and Oman to its south, is a vital hub of global trade, with nearly 150 ships sailing through it each day prior to the current conflict. The BBC has reported that <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4geg0eeyjeo">20 ships</a> have been attacked off the Iranian coast since the start of the war, while the average daily number of ships passing through the strait has dropped from 150 to under 6. Oil prices have also skyrocketed to over $100, reaching prices not seen since 2022 during the early stages of Russia&#8217;s invasion of Ukraine.</p>



<p>Re-opening the strait has now become a significant aim of the American war effort, with Trump <a href="https://www.npr.org/2026/03/25/nx-s1-5759721/how-trumps-iran-war-objectives-have-shifted-over-time">pledging</a> to use American naval ships to escort tankers through the strait. He has also called on American allies to send their own ships to the strait, though no concrete efforts have been made by other nations so far.</p>



<p><strong>Prospects for peace</strong></p>



<p>With the son of the assassinated Supreme Leader now in command of Iran, and with both Israel and the United States seemingly unwilling to commit to thorough negotiations, the odds of a peace deal coming to fruition soon are not high. However, in the last few days Trump appears to have shifted his view and become more tolerant of a potential peace deal. During a press conference on Mar. 24, he mentioned that the Iranians had given <a href="https://newrepublic.com/post/208131/trump-mystery-present-iran-changed-mind-war">“a very big present”</a> that had helped move him towards accepting a potential peace deal.</p>



<p>Despite this move, the two sides are still no closer to an actual deal. The American peace plan <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/us/politics/iran-peace-plan-talks-trump.html">reportedly requires</a> Iran to give up all its nuclear capabilities (both for civilian-grade power plants and nuclear weapons) and limit its ballistic missile program, while Iran demanded that the United States recognize its authority over the Strait of Hormuz and pay reparations for damages inflicted in the war. Israel, meanwhile, continues to push for extending the war. Israeli officials have said that Israel will need <a href="https://www.npr.org/2026/03/24/nx-s1-5759317/israel-iran-war">several more weeks</a> to achieve their primary war aims, and that there are further military and governmental targets within Iran that they would like to eliminate.&nbsp;</p>



<p>With the inconsistency of President Trump’s own claims about the war, vacillating between sending additional forces to the region and declaring the war to be effectively over, it is hard to know exactly where the future leads. Productive talks appear unlikely, especially as <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn8dldl0jx9t">Iran states</a> that they have no intention to negotiate at this point and do not trust the American side to negotiate authentically. Peace, at this point, will most likely involve both parties making some concessions; the real challenge will be forcing American, Israeli, and Iranian leadership to accept concessions.</p>
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		<title>Smallest Hill: Spoilers Don’t Ruin Good Stories</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alee Dickey]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I will die on this hill: spoilers do not ruin a good story. If a single sentence can “ruin” an entire book, movie or show,&#8230; ]]></description>
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<p>I will die on this hill: spoilers do not ruin a good story. If a single sentence can “ruin” an entire book, movie or show, then maybe it wasn’t that good to begin with. A truly great story isn’t just about <em>what</em> happens; it’s about <em>how</em> it happens. Knowing the destination doesn’t make the journey any less meaningful.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>



<p>People act like hearing one detail completely destroys the experience. But think about it: we rewatch movies all the time. We reread books. We replay games. And somehow they’re still enjoyable, even when we know everything that’s coming. In fact, sometimes they’re <strong>more</strong> enjoyable. The second time around, you’re not scrambling to keep up with the plot; you’re paying attention to everything else: the dialogue, the pacing, the small choices that build toward the ending you already know.</p>



<p>That’s because the value of a story was never just in the surprise. Surprise is cheap. It’s easy to shock an audience once. What’s hard (and what actually makes something good) is earning that moment. A twist only works if the story has quietly been preparing you for it all along. And spoilers, weirdly, can reveal just how well a story does that. When you know what’s coming, you start noticing the foreshadowing, the subtle hints, the structural precision. You see the craft instead of just reacting to the outcome.</p>



<p>There’s also a difference between knowing what happens and understanding why it happens. A spoiler can give you the bare fact—this person dies, they betray someone, they end up together—but it can’t replicate the emotional experience of getting there. Context matters. Timing matters. Performance, writing, atmosphere all of that is what actually makes a moment hit. And honestly, half the time the so-called “spoiler” is so out of context that it barely means anything anyway. You might know a major event, but you don’t know how it fits into the narrative, what it costs the characters, or how it reshapes everything around it.&nbsp;</p>



<p>Now, I’m not saying you should go around intentionally spoiling things for people. That’s chaotic, a little inconsiderate, and mostly just annoying. There’s a difference between arguing that spoilers don’t ruin stories and ignoring that people like experiencing things fresh. But if your entire enjoyment of a story depends on not knowing anything beforehand, then maybe what you actually enjoy is the feeling of surprise, not the story itself.</p>



<p>A good story can survive being known. In fact, it should. It should hold up under repetition, under analysis, under familiarity. It should reward you for coming back to it, not punish you for it.</p>
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					<description><![CDATA[“They are to be stoned.” Exodus 19:13, NIV Hello, fellow Jewell students! I am excited to announce that I am finally starting my own student&#8230; ]]></description>
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<p><em>“They are to be stoned.” Exodus 19:13, NIV</em></p>



<p>Hello, fellow Jewell students! I am excited to announce that I am finally starting my own student organization. I know not a lot of people agree with me, so I’m prepared for a lot of pushback and persecution, but I think it’s finally time for me to stand up for what I believe in. I’ve really been working on taking up the space to tell my story and be myself, so I hope you’ll support my newest endeavour. Let’s change the world!</p>



<p>Yes, that’s right. It’s about time someone started a Burning Joint USA chapter at this college. Honestly, it’s surprising to me that I’m the only one here with the guts to do this. I mean, at least someone’s not afraid to speak out about real Christian values like being chill as hell. Since this college is formerly Baptist affiliated, I’m sure I don’t have to remind you of the words written in the book of Mary chapter 4 and verse 20: “And then said the LORD, ‘Pass that blunt around again, for I desire that my followers be freaking baked, and also bring thou in the Bagel Bites, for behold, all who follow me shall be fed with a multitude of calories. For does it not speak in the Prophets of the burning bush, or something like that? Whoa, dude, these bagels are my body, and the tomato sauce is my blood. The mozzarella cheese &#8211; thou canst figure that out for thyself. Anyways, pass that shit so I can get a hit. Hey, that rhymes, haha. Hehe.’” I think we need to take the Bible more seriously in this age of persecution and stop ignoring verses we don’t like just because of culture war issues. That’s why it’s so important that the Jewell community commits to representing and lifting up Christlike voices in this age of atheism.</p>



<p>But, you might be thinking, how in the world are we going to pull off this religious organization at such a worldly and sin-ridden college? Won’t we have trouble finding support from the faculty here? Won’t we be hated and run out of town? Well, that’s the good news, Cardinals: BJUSA doesn’t need college support to be an official college-affiliated organization! Turns out, we’ve never needed a faculty sponsor to sign off on a form in order to start a club: I can’t believe it’s taken us all this time to realize that!<sup data-fn="f23d1377-f057-4293-a1fb-449596e29fcd" class="fn"><a href="#f23d1377-f057-4293-a1fb-449596e29fcd" id="f23d1377-f057-4293-a1fb-449596e29fcd-link">1</a></sup> This is great news, because I know someone who’s perfect to lead a BJUSA chapter at William Jewell College: my stepdad Rob. He has his own basement where we can go light one up, and he’s super chill. He&#8217;s pretty much always passed out on the couch. Also, his smoke alarm doesn’t work, so we don’t have to worry about waking anyone up, and he doesn’t mind if we eat some of his mini muffins as long as we give him a ride to work sometimes to pay him back. </p>



<p>Now that we have the practical stuff out of the way, all I need to do is get that form signed, and William Jewell’s inaugural Burning Joint USA chapter will be up and running! Finally, we will have a college-affiliated – even if not college-supervised – space to enact our religious freedom. Join BJUSA to support the cause and smoke up for the teachings of Jaysus Christ in a world that is against us!</p>


<ol class="wp-block-footnotes"><li id="f23d1377-f057-4293-a1fb-449596e29fcd"> I spoke to Ernie Stufflebean about this in relation to the TPUSA chapter recently established on campus without a faculty advisor and he said that there has never been a requirement to have a faculty advisor when starting a student organization. Surprising given the struggle many student organizations have had in the past to find a faculty advisor for their student organization to become official. Must have just been a big misunderstanding. <a href="#f23d1377-f057-4293-a1fb-449596e29fcd-link" aria-label="Jump to footnote reference 1"><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/21a9.png" alt="↩" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" />︎</a></li></ol>]]></content:encoded>
					
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