When I think of former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, I do not think of specific policies he supported or news articles about him. The only thing I think about is Kate McKinnon impersonating an opossum. As a college student with little motivation to read news articles in addition to my…
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President Donald Trump awards Tiger Woods Presidential Medal of Freedom
Tiger Woods’ wildly successful golf career has won him a variety of coveted prizes. He’s won 81 Professional Golfers’ Association (PGA) championships. Woods recently won his 5th green jacket – and the hefty cash prize of $2.07 million – by coming from behind to win the April 14 Masters Tournament.…
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AFE: Donald Trump gives Monitor “Least Fake News Award”
President Donald Trump, our nation’s fearless leader, bestowed The Hilltop Monitor with the highest honor a publication can receive – the coveted Least Fake News Award. “Almost all of these media outlets are totally disgusting and sad,” President Trump said in a statement he released to commemorate this glorious occasion.…
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Top 10: Most Iconic Donald Trump Tweets
Ah, Donald J. Trump – presumably our only president whose tweets come directly from his own – NOT SMALL – thumbs, instead of being carefully manufactured into inoffensive, flavorless blocks of word-meat by a team of government employees. Whether you think his unfiltered tweets are refreshing, dangerous, hilarious or just plain…
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