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Category: Opinions

Socially Adjacent: A Commentary on the Gray Area Between Friendship and Acquaintance in College

14 September 2026
Ella Paige Johnson
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You know their name. You know their major. You know where they usually sit in the cafeteria, what club they are involved in, or which…

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The Smallest Hill: AI Abomination and Horror of Human Creation Named Sophia

15 May 2026
The Hilltop Monitor
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For many of us, 2016 was a particularly formative year in our childhoods. I had just turned 10 years old and had been given my…

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The End of Oxbridge: Jewell’s Premier Honors Program Closes Down

15 May 2026
Matthew Parker
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Editor’s note (competing interest): The author of this article is a member of the Oxbridge Honors Program. The end of the 2025-2026 academic year will…

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Document: Official White House Speech Promoting New Nationwide AI Initiative

27 April 2026
H. William Speck
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This article was originally published in an Apr. 24 print edition of the Monitor. (Journalist’s Note: This speech was published on the official White House…

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Who Owns America’s Media?

27 April 2026
Alee Dickey
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Media Monopolies Fact: a small number of corporations play an outsized role in shaping what millions of Americans see, hear, and ultimately believe. While the…

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The Smallest Hill: Capitalism Ruined Holidays

13 April 2026
Matthew Parker
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Easter came and went on April 5th, and I’m certain I’m not the only person who felt vaguely underwhelmed by the entire proceeding. The stores…

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Smallest Hill: Spoilers Don’t Ruin Good Stories

31 March 2026
Alee Dickey
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I will die on this hill: spoilers do not ruin a good story. If a single sentence can “ruin” an entire book, movie or show,…

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New Student Organization: Celebrate Biblical Values with BJUSA, No Faculty Advisor Necessary!

31 March 2026
H. William Speck
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“They are to be stoned.” Exodus 19:13, NIV Hello, fellow Jewell students! I am excited to announce that I am finally starting my own student…

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On I.C.E. Ignoring Critical Evidence

30 January 2026
Ethan Naber
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Content warning: This story addresses the killing of Alex Pretti. “The party told you,” wrote George Orwell at the end of 1984, “to reject the…

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