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AFE: BREAKING NEWS: Sorority mom/dot pairings aren’t actually related

1 April 2015
Brianna Steiert
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Earth-shattering news has reached the campus of William Jewell College: the sorority women that call each other “mom” and “dot” aren’t actually related. The falsities that…

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