AFE: 4 places to “””””DEFINITELY NOT”””””” smoke on campus

1. When you’re in the stacks reading Sartre and your angst gets to be too much to handle, “””DO NOT””” take a break to contemplate life’s horrors outside the discreet back door of Curry Hall.

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2. Hammocks are great for soaking up the spring sunlight, but not “””NOT””” good at soaking up the cigarette smoke.

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3. What better way to pay tribute to the smokers of the past by “””NOT””” lighting one up on the old entrance the school?

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4. For a moment of utter desperation: “”””DO NOT””” crawl into one of the school’s expertly pruned shrubs and pray that the plant’s oxygen production cancels out the slow degradation of your lungs.

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All photos taken by Chandler Eaton and Harper Vincent

DISCLAIMER: The Hilltop Monitor encourages students to read the Student Handbook for questions about approved smoking locations.

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