Spooky Season Movies: the Best and the Worst

With Halloween fast approaching, it’s about time for one of my favorite activities: watching Halloween movies. When it comes to Halloween movies, there are a lot of different options, so much so that it can be hard to make a decision on what to watch and what to skip. Here’s a list of the movies I’ve watched that I think are most worth watching and the ones that I think you could definitely pass on. 

Comedies

The best: the 1988 “Beetlejuice” takes the cake when it comes to Halloween comedies. The movie is funny and raunchy while still developing characters that I genuinely cared about. Visually, the movie is striking; it combines bold costuming with wonky special effects that create an otherworldly ambience in a uniquely silly way. This is a must watch for me.

The worst: 2000’s “Scary Movie” definitely has its funny moments, but ultimately, it fell flat for me. Too often, the jokes felt less like a critique of the movie it was parodying, the 1996 horror film “Scream,” and more like an opening for the writers to make fun of marginalized groups with the safety net of satire. I, personally, would recommend watching something else.

Horror Movies

I don’t watch a ton of horror movies, but of the ones I have seen, here are my picks.

The best: “Obsession” came out earlier this year, and it surprised me. Where a lot of horror movies center around psychotic or openly maniacal villains terrorizing the masses, this one gets a bit more relatable to everyday life. Instead, it centers around a villain who makes a series of choices that a scary number of people in real life might be inclined to make, themselves. This one is gloomy, uncomfortable, and sad, and I think everyone should watch it.

The worst: the 2023 “Cocaine Bear” is a definite skip for me. The movie was way less about the bear than I thought it was gonna be. Instead, it focused on a series of characters stuck in the woods with the bear, none of which I found likable or interesting. I don’t think you would miss out on anything by passing on this movie.

Animated Movies

The best: 2005’s “The Corpse Bride” has been my favorite since the day I laid eyes on it. As a huge fan of claymation movies, this movie was beautiful; the story is full of both joy and melancholy, and I find it just as entertaining now as I did when I was a kid.

Honorable mention: the 2009 “Coraline” (another claymation movie, sue me) is beautiful, suspenseful, and a little creepy. The story definitely gave me a deeper appreciation for my family as a kid, and it made me want a cat. While this isn’t a top priority on my Halloween movie list, I would definitely recommend watching it.

The worst: the 2006 “Monster House” creeped me out, and not in the fun Halloween way. The animation was freaky to look at, even considering it was made in 2006, and the story has never been compelling enough for me to get past that. In my opinion, your time and attention is better directed elsewhere.

Halloween Dramas

The best: 1998’s “Practical Magic” is a story of sisterhood that includes murder, laughter, grief, romance, and magic. It highlights the importance of women coming together and supporting each other, both within their family and within their community. This movie definitely made me cry when I watched it, which is a sparkling recommendation in my book.

The worst: “Practical Magic 2” came out this year and, in my opinion, fell very short of the precedent set by the first movie. It leaned more heavily into the comedic elements of the first movie, which could have been an improvement if not for the lack of emotional depth. The daughters of the witches from the original film felt more like plot devices than characters, and it seemed the joys of sisterhood explored in the first movie simply weren’t applied to them. I wouldn’t lose any sleep over skipping this one.

With that, I hope you’ve considered adding a few more movies to your list this season. Happy movie watching!

Macy Burns

Macy Burns is a third-year student studying biology at William Jewell College. Her research project focuses on self-medication in wild animal populations. She is loves reading, watching copious amounts of TV, cooking vegetarian meals, and chimpanzees.

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