Upon my very knees, I implore you, heed my message! The curse of knowledge, dear reader, has taken root in my soul, and I can…
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“Welcome back to Trench.” The first words of the newest song released by American music group Twenty One Pilots resounded in my head as I…
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Beware the Ancient Evils of William Jewell College
This may be the last I am heard from again. It is of critical importance — indeed, crucial — that this article is read. Do…
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