William Jewell College has been exhibiting signs of hipster activity on its campus for the past few years. These “hipsters” can be identified as belonging to…
Read MoreAFE: Unknown vegans stage a sit-in in the caf, everyone knows who they are
William Jewell College is a liberal arts school, meaning that the College is free to make us, as they say, “sit down and shut up.”…
Read MoreAFE: They put stickers on their laptops and you’ll never guess what happened next
Once you get one, there is no turning back. The removal process is long and arduous and after the commitment of the first one, they…
Read MoreAFE: The campus ghosts are getting rowdy for this one reason!!1!1!!
Despite having resided at William Jewell College for over a century, the resident ghosts on campus are now being charged for each year they have…
Read MoreAFE: Vermin Supreme are all around Jewell
With Dr. David Sallee set to retire at the end of this year, the Board of Trustees has selected Vermin Supreme to be the new…
Read MoreAFE: What has the Biology Department been hiding from us? The truth may shock you.
On Monday, March 14th, the campus of William Jewell College was on lockdown as the guardian beast of White Science Center was accidently let out. Nobody…
Read MoreAFE: 4 places to “””””DEFINITELY NOT”””””” smoke on campus
1. When you’re in the stacks reading Sartre and your angst gets to be too much to handle, “””DO NOT””” take a break to contemplate life’s horrors…
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