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AFE: The Hilltop Monitor Wins National Award for Liberal Propaganda

1 April 2016
Brett Stone
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The Hilltop Monitor staff is pleased to announce that our publication has recently won the Karl Marx Award for Excellence in Liberal Propaganda. Previous winners…

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AFE: If WJC Professors had twitter

1 April 2016
Hannah Garner
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AFE: The Mcdonald’s Commercial: Redone

1 April 2016
Cole Allee
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The original, 2010. The Hilltop Monitor Version, 2016.

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AFE: 9 Things You Didn’t Know “PLC” Actually Stands For: #9 Could Help Those of You Fishing for a Phormal Date

1 April 2016
Chandler Eaton
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What does PLC actually stand for? 1. People Leaving Computers ON the seemingly crimeless hill, students leave their laptops lounging about the PLC with no…

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AFE: Bottom of Curry Hall has been on fire for days, no one has noticed

1 April 2015
Sarah Crosley
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The basement of Curry Hall has been on fire for four days now. The cause of the fire is unknown, much like the location of…

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AFE: How to Stalk Your Jewell Crush: an Infographic

1 April 2015
Kristen Agar
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    Contributions also made by Brianna Steiert.

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AFE: Greene Hall discovered inside Brown Hall, students respond “What’s Greene Hall?”

1 April 2015
Luke Lockhart
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Last month, members of the grounds keeping crew launched research of storerooms in the bottom floor of Brown Hall. Though the room remains largely unexplored, initial reports…

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AFE: PLC music brings jejalaldfjowierjopwjkdfj;lkjf sl;;;;;

1 April 2015
Brett Stone
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Overall, I give this playlist 4.5/5 stars! If I have to criticize anything, it’s that it isn’t loud ENOUGH. The Pryor Learning Commons boasts millions…

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AFE: Beyond the Hill editor admits knowing nothing about politics

1 April 2015
Chandler Eaton
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On Monday, Mar. 30, Beyond the Hill page editor Grace Smith, junior, admitted to knowing nothing about politics while standing on the fringes of the…

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