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Category: Opinions

AFE: What has the Biology Department been hiding from us? The truth may shock you.

1 April 2016
Luke Lockhart
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On Monday, March 14th, the campus of William Jewell College was on lockdown as the guardian beast of White Science Center was accidently let out. Nobody…

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AFE: 4 places to “””””DEFINITELY NOT”””””” smoke on campus

1 April 2016
Harper Vincent
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1. When you’re in the stacks reading Sartre and your angst gets to be too much to handle, “””DO NOT””” take a break to contemplate life’s horrors…

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AFE: How often do Jewelligans shower? The results may surprise you!

1 April 2016
Jake Marlay
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AFE: The Hilltop Monitor Wins National Award for Liberal Propaganda

1 April 2016
Brett Stone
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The Hilltop Monitor staff is pleased to announce that our publication has recently won the Karl Marx Award for Excellence in Liberal Propaganda. Previous winners…

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AFE: If WJC Professors had twitter

1 April 2016
Hannah Garner
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AFE: The Mcdonald’s Commercial: Redone

1 April 2016
Cole Allee
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The original, 2010. The Hilltop Monitor Version, 2016.

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AFE: 9 Things You Didn’t Know “PLC” Actually Stands For: #9 Could Help Those of You Fishing for a Phormal Date

1 April 2016
Chandler Eaton
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What does PLC actually stand for? 1. People Leaving Computers ON the seemingly crimeless hill, students leave their laptops lounging about the PLC with no…

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Trevor Adams and the Charlotte Hornets

4 March 2016
Alyssa Young
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Trevor Adams, junior business administration major, interned with the professional basketball team The Hornets from September 2015 to December 2015. While he was away, Adams…

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A response to Steinem and Albright’s comments on the democratic nomination

19 February 2016
Jesse Lundervold
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Gloria Steinem, a noted feminist activist, and Madeleine Albright, a former Secretary of State have recently endorsed Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign. However, both women have…

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