The Office of the Provost announced today that a 10-member interdisciplinary faculty panel has been assembled to investigate band director Dr. Langston Hemenway’s ties to the Putin…
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AFE: White Science to “build a wall” to keep Marston students out of bathroom
On the northwestern border of White Science, protesting has broken out among the scientists and mathematicians. Glaring beneath their goggles, the protesters cast aside their lab…
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AFE: Student Senate president Zak Carroll declares Hilltop Monitor “fake news”
Earlier this week, the relationship between “The Hilltop Monitor” and President of the Student Senate, Zak Carroll, deteriorated even further. Tuesday, during a routine Student Senate…
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AFE: The Hilltop Monitor loses liberal propaganda award to every other accredited publication
This year “The Hilltop Monitor” regrettably did not receive the Karl Marx Award for Excellence in Liberal Propaganda. The competition, literally every accredited publication in…
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AFE: Sorority women take on the impossible: walking to class
One of the most universally dreaded experiences at William Jewell College is the Hill itself, Missouri’s largest mountain. It’s a challenge few students dare to…
Read MoreAFE: Artist Feature: Unknown whiteboard artist
A new artist has emerged on campus whose identity is unknown. Their canvas is the whiteboard, and artworks can be seen in prominent spaces across…
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AFE: Wikileaks releases information on Russian hack of the Hilltop Monitor
Today WikiLeaks released the traces left on “The Hilltop Monitor” website from previous Russian hacking attempts. Check out what they have uncovered below. [A non-April…
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AFE: Photo Feature: The Responsible Selfie
Dr. Armstrong Dr. Dema Dr. Kerzmann Dr. Coleman Dr. Morris (only agreed to participate after noting that “no one reads the Monitor anyway”) Dr. Sperry…
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AFE: Students sue Residence Life for injuries from Ely’s burlap walls
Ely—once called the only place to BE-ly—has now been deemed unBElievably dangerous and unfit for housing students for the 2017-18 school year. This decision came…
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