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AFE: Languages Department hacks Jewellverse, removes English from iPad settings
Graphjam.com After weeks of speculation and investigation, school officials are finally close to tracking the culprit behind the infamous iPad language hackings that have rendered…
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AFE: Sigma Nu returns to campus with plans to occupy Baseball House
The Beta Xi chapter of the Sigma Nu fraternity has been reinstated on the William Jewell College campus, ending its almost 13 year long hiatus…
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AFE: Perch workers lonely, ask Jewell students to come back
Since the opening of @@@@@thebeak last autumn, attendance at Jewell’s other coffee shop, affectionately called The Perch* by the seniors who began their Jewell journey…
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AFE: 10 Russian Phrases from Dr. Holiman that will Make You Say “wut”
Ба́бушка гада́ла, на́двое сказа́ла. Literally from Russian: Granny was telling fortunes and said two things. English: No one can know for certain. Ба́ба с во́зу —…
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AFE: Jewell’s #1 Places to go #2: A definitive ranking of campus bathrooms
The top 24 bathrooms on campus. Ranked. 24. Yates-Gill College Union (Cage Level) This bathroom just barely made it onto our list. Some say The…
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AFE: BREAKING NEWS: Sorority mom/dot pairings aren’t actually related
Earth-shattering news has reached the campus of William Jewell College: the sorority women that call each other “mom” and “dot” aren’t actually related. The falsities that…
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