Since the opening of @@@@@thebeak last autumn, attendance at Jewell’s other coffee shop, affectionately called The Perch* by the seniors who began their Jewell journey…
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AFE: 10 Russian Phrases from Dr. Holiman that will Make You Say “wut”
Ба́бушка гада́ла, на́двое сказа́ла. Literally from Russian: Granny was telling fortunes and said two things. English: No one can know for certain. Ба́ба с во́зу —…
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AFE: Jewell’s #1 Places to go #2: A definitive ranking of campus bathrooms
The top 24 bathrooms on campus. Ranked. 24. Yates-Gill College Union (Cage Level) This bathroom just barely made it onto our list. Some say The…
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AFE: BREAKING NEWS: Sorority mom/dot pairings aren’t actually related
Earth-shattering news has reached the campus of William Jewell College: the sorority women that call each other “mom” and “dot” aren’t actually related. The falsities that…
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