This advice is not for the faint of heart. Being a GIRLBOSS is harder than anything in the world. Being a GIRLBOSS is more than…
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AFE: Students vote for more “On-Brand” Jewell slogan: see the results
Despite William Jewell College’s recent rebranding mission that dubbed the school “The Critical Thinking College™,” enrollment is still running low. In response, the students of…
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AFE: The Hilltop Monitor editorial staff targeted
What do a clump of hair, a wasp and a large metal hinge have in common? They have all been located in the food and…
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AFE: My Advice? Enjoy those fire alarms baby, take it all in
We all know that one of the best things that happens at William Jewell College is when someone burns a grilled cheese and sets off…
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AFE: Conspiracy theory – Jewell admits icons only
In a stunning reveal, the Hilltop Monitor has uncovered evidence that William Jewell College may have some of the lowest true acceptance rates in the…
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AFE: Person tries cleaning email inbox one time, thwarted by Moodle updates
Self-help articles and the like online suggest that cleaning one’s email inbox assists in better mental health. Reporting to you live from A Student’s Dorm…
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AFE: Administration to open investigation to find the most stressed student at Jewell
Administration at William Jewell College is set to open an investigation in order to find out who the most stressed student at the College really…
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AFE: Jewell’s beer pong team advance to conference championship
William Jewell College’s very own beer pong team, the Cardinal Chuggers, have made it to conference championships this year, where they will fight to receive…
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AFE: Jewell revokes ban on single major students receiving degrees
William Jewell College has issued a statement revoking its ban on single majors receiving degrees. This change came on the heels of demonstrations and rallies…
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