We all know that one of the best things that happens at William Jewell College is when someone burns a grilled cheese and sets off…
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AFE: Conspiracy theory – Jewell admits icons only
In a stunning reveal, the Hilltop Monitor has uncovered evidence that William Jewell College may have some of the lowest true acceptance rates in the…
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AFE: Person tries cleaning email inbox one time, thwarted by Moodle updates
Self-help articles and the like online suggest that cleaning one’s email inbox assists in better mental health. Reporting to you live from A Student’s Dorm…
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AFE: Self-help tip – Flee
Rather than randomly blather about my own intricacies like some kind of narcissist, I am here to report that there is a new practice in…
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AFE: Top 10: Things heard in the PLC
Have you ever wondered what the most talked about subjects are at William Jewell College? Since The Hilltop Monitor is the No. 1 source for…
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AFE: Hundreds of Jewell fraternity men distraught
If you’ve been keeping up on The Hilltop Monitor’s Lifestyle page recently – which I encourage everyone to do – you’ll notice that there has…
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AFE: High upon a hill she stands
After many harrowing experiences meant to throw them off the trail, investigative journalists have discovered the truth behind a question that has plagued generations of…
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Conspiracy Theory: The Ossie Goose
Since the beginning of time, people have passed down rumors of creatures lurking in the dark – Bigfoot, The Loch Ness monster and Mothman, to…
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