The Bermuda Triangle Looking for a tropical getaway this summer to end your quarantine blues? If so, a cruise to the Bermuda Triangle is topping…
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AFE: White Claw added to soda fountain in the caf
To the delight of students over 21 from Melrose to Senior House, the cafeteria will now provide White Claw on tap. After shooting to popularity…
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AFE: Men’s fashion thrives on the Hill
This year on the Hill, men’s fashion has been turning heads and serving looks. Although online classes have reduced the number of students on campus,…
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AFE: Students vote for more “On-Brand” Jewell slogan: see the results
Despite William Jewell College’s recent rebranding mission that dubbed the school “The Critical Thinking College™,” enrollment is still running low. In response, the students of…
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AFE: The Hilltop Monitor editorial staff targeted
What do a clump of hair, a wasp and a large metal hinge have in common? They have all been located in the food and…
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AFE: My Advice? Enjoy those fire alarms baby, take it all in
We all know that one of the best things that happens at William Jewell College is when someone burns a grilled cheese and sets off…
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AFE: Conspiracy theory – Jewell admits icons only
In a stunning reveal, the Hilltop Monitor has uncovered evidence that William Jewell College may have some of the lowest true acceptance rates in the…
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AFE: Person tries cleaning email inbox one time, thwarted by Moodle updates
Self-help articles and the like online suggest that cleaning one’s email inbox assists in better mental health. Reporting to you live from A Student’s Dorm…
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AFE: Administration to open investigation to find the most stressed student at Jewell
Administration at William Jewell College is set to open an investigation in order to find out who the most stressed student at the College really…
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